*This book is an adult novel that contains mature themes and content.*
New Achievement! Total, Utter Failure. You failed a quest less than five minutes after you received it. Now thatâ€s talent.
Surviving in a multilevel dungeon that also happens to be the set of the galaxyâ€s most watched game show has taught Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriendâ€s cat, Princess Donut, that thereâ€s only one thing they can count on apart from each other: they never know whatâ€s coming next. And this floor is no exception.
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps.
It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked. Here's the thing. It's never easy. Going it alone is not an option this time, so Carl and his team must rely on the help of the low-level, I-can't-believe-these-idiots-are-still-alive crawlers trapped in the bubble with them. But can they be trusted?
Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the fifth floor of the dungeon.